Happy White Day!
Today is White Day, part of an ingenious bit of marketing which has turned Valentine’s Day in Korea into a three month extravaganza of chocolates and plush toys. On Valentine’s Day, girls give gifts to boys. On White Day, boys give gifts to girls. On Black Day, April 14, singletons eat Jjajangmyeon, the Korean “Chinese” dish of thick noodles in a black bean paste sauce. It’s not as gross as it sounds, but not something I ever go out looking to eat, either.
I would like to go on permanent record as saying if I ever fall for a man that wants us to wear couple panties, shoot me. Ditto if he thinks pantaloons are hot.
In case you’re wondering, all male underwear manikins are wearing cups, or maybe they’re just happy to see us.